“I’d like to end up floating on my back with swimmies on, bright orange ones with yellow ducks all over them, with a pair of sunglasses on, lenses empty (obviously), in someone’s backyard pool water (but a pool with it’s cover still on). With two ducks swimming nearby, in the pool-cover pool-water, quacking (but really laughing, it just sounds like a quack to us because we don’t recognize duck-humor) at me.”
— Win or lose, this is where Rangers fans can expect to be Sunday morning
